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Do you believe this?

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?!

Receptacle Trash has a dent in it! A dent! How dare it make a mockery of me?!

So clearly for this one I have to go with Carlos's suggestion of Winehouse. I mean, obviously. Winehouse is going straight back to the simplehuman factory (um, uh... rehab) for some straightening out. I have high hopes for her.

I suppose I should pity her since it is clear that during her long cross-country trek she fell in with some thuggish wrong-sides-of-tracks trash receptacles who roughed her up. Aww. Poor Winehouse. I guess it's also possible that the white plastic trashcans (thugs!) snuck out while we were sleeping and exacted their revenge upon their replacements. Terrifying thought. This whole personifying the trashcans affliction is really a slippery slope. I'm having a hard time not thinking of them as actual sentient beings with emotions and plans for world domination and stuff. Maybe soon the novelty will wear off. In all honesty, though, probably not.

EDIT: I'm going to name the other one Mrs. Norris, in deference to popular opinion, and her ability to follow rules and stuff.
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From:[info]defy_gravity99
Date: April 25th, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
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Yay, I win! What's my prize?

How Pinky and the Brain of you!
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From:[info]angelalala
Date: April 25th, 2008 08:48 pm (UTC)
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You win the license to lord your superiority over all other livejournal members. Use it well.
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From:[info]sticknsnitches
Date: April 26th, 2008 12:59 pm (UTC)
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I don't think Mrs. Norris is all that innocent, in fact, I believe she may have taken Winehouse out just so she coud be the only one left. Think about it. And just imagince the damage they could do if they were MAGIC!
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