If Groupon and Charlie Sheen were to jointly take over the world, would we be better off or worse? Discuss.
Follow-up question: Has this already happened?
Follow-up to the follow-up: Does anyone know where I put the frigging duct tape?
PS. Hi, Livejournal.
PPS. I made this while you were away.
PPPS. And this.
PPPPS. Also, I moved to Missouri and got a girlfriend and my rabbit got an eyeball-ectomy and I'm about five months from finishing a masters and I ate a buffalo wing the other day.